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[meowminx]

~Selina's Inbox~

[kewl phone pic goes here]

"You clearly haven't reached me, or you wouldn't be listening to a recording. Leave me a message."

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Comments

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I want a refund.

[meowminx]

[ Sounds half asleep. ]

Huh?

[ Give her a moment. ]

...James?

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

No. It's Jesus.

Did I wake you?

[meowminx]

Napping. [ It sounds like she's outside, though. There's running water. ]

What's wrong?

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I want to return my cat. It's broken.

[meowminx]

What did you do to her?

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Nothing!

She's ruining my apartment.

[meowminx]

What?

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I could deal with the cat hair, I could almost cope with the litter tray, the... coughing... is another matter entirely.

[meowminx]

Oh. Brushing her will help that.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

If I hang her out the window, does it count as animal cruelty or cleanliness?

[meowminx]

Counts as reason for me to kick your ass.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Then. I shall just sit with her on the balcony.

What's brushing going to do?

[meowminx]

Get rid of excess hair so she won't swallow as much when she grooms herself.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

And get it all over myself and my furniture instead.

[meowminx]

If you're going to steal an animal, you'd better damn well take care of it.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I didn't steal her! You gave her to me.

[meowminx]

When you got back, I mean.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I can't steal what was already mine. It's simply re-obtaining.

[meowminx]

Whatever. Point is still take care of your damn cat.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I'm taking care of her! I called you, didn't I?

[meowminx]

Mm. Guess you did.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I might, however, have to throw her out the window if she doesn't stop scratching up my nice leather furniture.

[meowminx]

Get her a scratching post. Or I'll claw the furniture.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

A scratching post would ruin the décor.