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[meowminx]

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[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I could deal with the cat hair, I could almost cope with the litter tray, the... coughing... is another matter entirely.

[meowminx]

Oh. Brushing her will help that.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

If I hang her out the window, does it count as animal cruelty or cleanliness?

[meowminx]

Counts as reason for me to kick your ass.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Then. I shall just sit with her on the balcony.

What's brushing going to do?

[meowminx]

Get rid of excess hair so she won't swallow as much when she grooms herself.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

And get it all over myself and my furniture instead.

[meowminx]

If you're going to steal an animal, you'd better damn well take care of it.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I didn't steal her! You gave her to me.

[meowminx]

When you got back, I mean.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I can't steal what was already mine. It's simply re-obtaining.

[meowminx]

Whatever. Point is still take care of your damn cat.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I'm taking care of her! I called you, didn't I?

[meowminx]

Mm. Guess you did.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I might, however, have to throw her out the window if she doesn't stop scratching up my nice leather furniture.

[meowminx]

Get her a scratching post. Or I'll claw the furniture.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

A scratching post would ruin the décor.

[meowminx]

James...

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

What?!

[meowminx]

Try being responsible for five minutes. I'm well aware you can be.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Not sure I can manage that...

[meowminx]

Thought you at least knew how to take care of a lady.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Oh, fine. But only because she's the right sort of lady.

[meowminx]

And what sort is that?

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

The sort that offers unending affection, doesn't question why I'm home at odd hours, and doesn't leave or die at the most inconvenient of times.